Friday, March 6, 2015

Friday Funnies

Kate: Can I read this book [The Worst Case Survival Handbook]?

Me: I guess...

Kate: Good.  I really need to learn how to pass a bribe.

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Me: So what did you learn?

Kate: I learned how to jump from one building to another!

(of course...)
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Overheard later...

Kate: Nate this is how you escape from being tied up.

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