Friday Funnies

Ellie to Nate: Mommmy!!!
Nate: I'm not Mommy.
Ellie: Mommmmmy!!!
Nate: You are dishonoring me!  I am a man!

By the way, I believe that mommy means more food these days.

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Ellie: Keys! (pointing to Justin's pocket knife)
Justin: No, my pocket knife.
Ellie: And keys!