Friday Funny

 When you're old and on you deathbed, you'll say "Ehhh I wish I’d had more car lemons."

-Ellie

Friday Funny

 I like to chew on my nails after I take a bath because they are soft and chewy. -Ellie

😳

Friday Funny

When I was picking out a 2024 calendar:

Wait…we change he calendar every year.  They always look the same. -Ellie

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Driving looks easy when you see someone who’s had a lot of experiments. -Ellie

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 They keep making bad movies, but they look so good. -Ellie

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 Ellie, telling about a girl from AHG relating her perfect day: She’d play outside for six hours straight and only do one thing for school.  I feel her.

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 Me: Well, what do you think fair means?

E: It means I get what I want.

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Nice try...

Friday Funny

 Katie: Hey!  Why did you turn that off. *to Ellie about turning off a song she was listening too*

Ellie: It was just the ‘A A Yay A’ part.

Friday Funny

 Found on my grocery list:

It appears someone wanted M&Ms!

(Ellie)

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 E: What?!  Volcanoes are real?!

🌋 No, they are not just the creations of sci-fi writers.  I know we’ve talked about Mt. Saint Helen’s recently, but it must have just finally clicked, so we watched volcano videos...

Friday Funny

 Amazon has everything!  Well, like toys and stuff, not love, but you probably know that.  That comes from God. -Ellie

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After flipping through one of our Bibles, Ellie asks, “When do I get to start coloring in my Bible?”

It was highlighted.

Friday Funny

 Our power rarely goes off here, and when it does, it is usually restored very quickly.

Last week though, it was off for several hours.  We’d been in the dark for awhile, when Ellie looked up and said, “We need to turn off the TV!”

Me: “It is off.”

E: “But the red light isn’t in!”

Me: “Because there is no power...”

E: “ Oh.”

Our dark night

Friday Funny-ish

E: Are we having a check over tonight?

M: A what?

E: One of those things where everyone has to go to bed.

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Curfew. 🙁. The six year old is worried we’re under an emergency curfew.

Friday Funny

We’re watching a ‘90’s TV theme song trivia.  Ellie asks:

Were these shows in color?

Friday Funny?

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E: I don't like the word puke.  It is gross.  I'm okay with the word barf.

N: I think the word vomit is cool.

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Me: Where's Katie?

Ellie: She's sizzle-izing.

(Socializing)

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I didn’t know homeschoolers we’re allowed to do that in the middle of a Thursday. 🤣

Friday Funny

The kids were discussing the dog (that we aren’t getting).

Ellie: We need a putt putt.

Katie: Why?

Ellie: Because they live longer.

Katie: Yeah puppies live longer.

Ellie: Not a puppy, a putt putt!

Katie: We know that you call puppies putt putts.

Ellie: No one ever understands.  A putt putt.  A putt putt lives longer.

Gabby: A mutt?

She wants a mutt...  Now our nonexistent pet dog, a mutt, big enough to go with Gabby on a walk, is named Putt Putt.

Friday Funny

Me (restating what I thought I understood from Ellie's story):So, the girl had shaving cream on her face, so they took her to the doctor, and gave her a breath mint?

Ellie: No.  She had bubbles.

Nate: She must have had rabies.

Me: ....they can't treat rabies with a breath mint.

Friday Funny

Justin (Trying to remember a name of some unkind friend of a friend from long ago): He's probably named Johan.

Kate, Gabby, & Nate (in unison): They were all named Johan. (*Pachelbel Rant)

Ellie: Moron, he was probably named Moron.

Me (trying horribly to not laugh...and failing when I look up at Justin to see he's already lost it): We really shouldn’t call people morons.

* ⚠️  Language Warning, but super funny: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM