Friday Funnies: Synonyms

Nate, looking at my earrings, "I wike you ea' jingles."

Gabby, while showing me her hands, "I'm dirty-worty-firty-kurty!"
"You're dirty-shirty-firty-kurty?"
"No! I'm dirty-worty-firty-kurty."
"What does that even mean?"
"I'm messy!"