Friday Funnies: Nate on the Baby

Before the arival of baby girl we told the littles her name.  Nate took a little teaching to learn it.

Me: Hey Nate, what's the baby's name?

N: Goliath!

Me: Okay, that's what we call her now, but what will we call her?

N: I dunno.

Me: Her name is Elliana.

N: I want to call her Nate!  [pause]  No, that's a boy name.  We'll call her Goliath.

*     *      *     *     *

Me: What do you think about the baby?

N: She's a lump in there!