Me: We're not moving the couch downstairs, buddy.
Nate: I'll move it.
[Nate heads upstairs. Much grunting ensues as he tries to move the hide-a-bed sofa on his own. Then he heads back down to get his toy hack saw.]
Nate: I'll cut it apart!
Me: How will we put it back together?
Nate: [thinking] I'll use band-aids.
Me: I don't think they will hold the couch.
Nate: Tape!
Me: That won't work either.
Nate: Can I have some glue, please?
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