Friday Funnies

Justin: "Gabby you're as much as a chatterbox as Kate tonight."
Nate: "Kate isn't a chatter box."
Me: "Then what is Kate?"
Nate: "She's a princess."
Me: "Then what is Gabby?"
Nate: "She's a princess too."
Me: "How about you?"
Nate: "I'm a handsome prince or something."

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After Kate complained that Justin was teasing her, "I just heard a study that kids whose fathers rough house and tease them are more resilient and have better self esteem."

Nate: "I steam myself!"