Girl-isms

Kate, about the train whistle she'd recently been complaining about: It's like music IN my ears.

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Me: Gabby, take the potty ring off your head.
Gabby: I needs it.
Me: Gabby, it needs to go on the toilet.
Gabby: I needs to wear it.
Me: Why?
Gabby: I need to wear da wing so I can be mawied to you.